Disclaimer: I made this all up. I don't know the people whose names are contained in these pages, and I don't suggest or believe that any of these stories portray true events. It's all fiction.

Redefine Happiness
Cowritten: with Insidian.
Pairing: Dom/Viggo.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: 40,000 men and women every day redefine happiness.

Free Fall
Pairing: Dom/Billy.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: He just can't find a surfing metaphor to fucking explain it.

Oh You've Got
Pairing: Dom/Billy.
Rating: PG.
Summary: and I've never met anyone like you before

Nothing Short of Fate
Pairing: Dom/Billy.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Thing is, Dom being good with people means that his attention is always divided.

of new york and rome
Pairing: Dom/Billy.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Billy listens to the loudspeaker litany of cities he's visited and cities he's never seen, and he wonders why he chose Los Angeles to run to.

this is the story
Pairing: Dom/Billy.
Rating: R.
Summary: adhere to me, for we are bound by symmetry, and whatever differences our lives have been

Fool In The Rain
Pairing: Dom/Orlando.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining like a star that can't wait for the night

Fair Trade
Pairing: Dom/Orlando.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Dom's got himself something like a boyfriend, and that exempts Billy from all duties involving keeping Dominic out of trouble.

Things Orlando Bloom Does Not Understand About The United States Of America
Pairing: Dom/Orlando.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Orlando chalks it up to one more thing he doesn't understand (this one goes on the list of Things Orlando Doesn't Understand About Mad Blokes From Manchester) and walks out.

Liberace
Pairing: Orlando/Dom, Orlando/Bean, Orlando/Viggo.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: How could he have possibly thought he was straight with all those shirts in his closet?

Whatever
Pairing: Bean/Orlando.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Astin corners Sean the next day and tells him that it's bad enough he's defiling Orlando all over the place, the least Sean can do is keep it off his car.

Quick Study
Pairing: Bean/Elijah.
Rating: R.
Summary: Elijah Wood is exceptionally pretty and exceptionally stupid and Sean doesn't mess wit either of those things, and particularly not when they're paired together.

Bolt of Blue
Pairing: Bean/Billy.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Billy raises one eyebrow at Sean, and his pretty, pretty mouth twists up in a crooked, wicked grin.

Impish
Pairing: Bean/Dom.
Rating: R.
Summary: suddenly it's all very clear: Dom absolutely has to get out of here before he starts thinking anymore romantic, poetic, girly thoughts about Bean's beard.

different names for the same thing
Pairing: Billy/Orlando.
Rating: PG.
Summary: the boundaries of language are quietly cursed

chances are
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Orli blinks a couple of times and tries to clear his head. It's just Viggo. It's just lettuce.

Ripping Up The Rampion
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando.
Rating: R.
Summary: Orli blinks a couple of times and tries to clear his head. It's just Viggo. It's just lettuce.

It Takes A Long Time
Pairing: Liv/Hannah Wood.
Rating: R.
Summary: it takes a long time to find the right woman.

I'm Amazed
Pairing: Liv/Miranda.
Rating: Hard R.
Summary: the day before that I was wed she went upstairs and she cut her hair.

but it's heaven right now
Pairing: Liv/Miranda.
Rating: Hard R.
Summary: "I am no man," Mirry says, laughing, and she kisses so sweetly that Liv can lose herself in Miranda's mouth and nothing else.

A Glass Of Red
Pairing: Cate/Miranda.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: All of them in groups and pairs, and Miranda, hiding behind the shed. Story of her life.

blood roses
Pairing: Liv/Miranda.
Rating: R.
Summary: Miranda likes the way Liv's skin bruises under her fingers.

Emotionally Yours
Pairing: Liv/Cate.
Rating: R.
Summary: Come baby, rock me, come baby, lock me into the shadows of your heart.

Lines and Times
Pairing: Cate/Miranda.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: you looked my way and said "you frustrate me" like you're thinking of lines and times

Solace

Shimmer
Pairing: Dom/Miranda.
Rating: R.
Summary: He's got this knack for being absolutely still inside all his frantic energy, and she's jealous and in awe of it all at once

Right Place
Pairing: Dom/Cate.
Rating: R.
Summary: It made her look beautiful in an entirely new way, and everyone in the shop turned to stare.

stranger and herself
Pairing: Miranda/Karl.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: kissing Karl is like kissing a stranger and herself all at once

dream at all
Pairing: Miranda/Karl.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: If he'd acted like last night had mattered, it might have been different.

shiver
Pairing: Miranda/Karl.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Karl looks good on Miranda's couch.

Things That Are Ace About Being Famous
Characters: Dom & Billy, Billy/Ali
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Things That Are Not Ace About Being Famous: My best mate turning away from me on the red carpet.

Postcards From The Edge
Characters: Dom & Billy, Billy/Ali
Rating: G.
Summary: Eventually Orlando talks himself out and Billy promises to see the film (which he won't, but the adverts have been on the damn telly so frequently that he already kind of feels like he has), and after Orlando's rung off, Billy sits on the floor in the kitchen and stares at the postcards on his fridge.

Light To See By
Characters: Dom & Billy
Rating: G.
Summary: "I refuse to have this conversation with someone who is decapitating poor, defenseless candy bears for the sole purpose of torturing Elijah."

los angeles, i'm yours
Characters: Hannah, Viggo, Liv, Dom
Rating: R.
Summary: It's all fake plastic trees and smog-colored sunsets, nothing in the entire goddamned valley is actually real, but it's all amusing, and that what counts.

patricularly those of you
Characters: Orlando
Rating: G.
Summary: Dom isn't worried about his immortal soul, but Orlando can't help but worry for his own.

all i wanted was the dream
Characters: Dom
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: "I wanted laughs and lots of lovers and limitless wealth, and someone to say, 'You're better than everybody else'."

Dressing Room Walls
Characters: Dom
Rating: PG.
Summary: Los Angeles is like that. It should fit, but it doesn't. He should love it, but he can't quite manage to do it.

who are you when you're at home
Characters: Viggo, with a side of hobbits and Orli
Rating: G.
Summary: am I a Chinese philosopher dreaming I'm a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I'm a Chinese philosopher?

box of rain
Characters: Viggo
Rating: G.
Summary: a box of rain will ease the pain/and love will see you through

you're great on the highway
Characters: Orlando
Rating: PG.
Summary: baby, you're great on the highway, you know how to make an escape/you leave us crying over postcards from mexico/baby, you're never far enough away

When I Grow Up, I Want A Pony
Characters: Orlando
Rating: PG.
Summary: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Orlando says, trying to keep rising fury out of his voice. "Fame looks good on me?"

Billy Liar
Characters: Hobbits & Orlish.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Orlando says, "These are not conventional poker rules, Doodle. Dom made these rules up. Which means he's got all my money, and I've got his trousers."

portions for foxes
Characters: Hannah
Rating: G.
Summary: there's blood in my mouth because i've been biting my tongue all week

scattered
Pairing: Miranda/Keira Knightley
Rating: R.
Summary: Keira is tiny and charming and as beautiful as everyone says

Wish Today
Pairing: Viggo/Peter Krause
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Viggo doesn't realize he's staring until the anonymous male stranger steps into Viggo's line of sight, holds out a beer and says, "Aragorn."

In The Desert
Pairing: Viggo/Peter Krause
Rating: R.
Summary: Viggo has splinters in his knees the next morning and Peter's neighbors are scandalized, but Peter just laughs, kisses him and picks the splinters from his skin.

Some New Kind Of Hello
Pairing: Elijah/Zach Braff
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: i know you are waiting and i know that it is not for me