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The 4400

The Adventures Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Battlestar Galactica (2003)

The Boondock Saints

Cupid

Doctor Who (2005)

due South

Empire Records

Entourage

Friday Night Lights

Glory Road

Harry Potter

Homicide: Life on the Street

Hot Fuzz

MacDonald Hall (Bruno & Boots)

Slings & Arrows

Supernatural


The Boondock Saints

drunk with the only saints i know
Fandom: the Boondock Saints/Angel crossover
Pairing: Connor/Murphy/Wesley, with a side of Connor/Murph and Wes/Lilah
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: if there's a train coming i can't see/if there's a lesson here i don't need it/i'm gonna slide right down into my own bad idea


Cupid

absolute, ultimate
Fandom: Cupid
Pairing: Claire/Alex
Rating: R
Summary: A love story told in reverse.


Slings & Arrows

there's an art to the laughter (there's a science)
Fandom: Slings & Arrows
Pairing: Geoffrey gen, nominal Geoffrey/Ellen
Rating: PG
Summary: Six times Geoffrey Tennant wasn't crazy, and one time he was (or maybe it's the other way around, you never know with these theater types).

Lay Not Your Blame On Me
Fandom: Slings & Arrows
Pairing: Kate/Jack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Four boyfriends Kate never had, and one she did. 1000 words.


Empire Records

Smile Like You Mean It For Once
Fandom: Empire Records
Pairing: AJ/Lucas, post-movie
Rating: NC-17
Summary: if you come back, bring a new name for everything.


The 4400

i was waltzing with my darling
Fandom: The 4400
Pairing: Shawn Farrell gen
Rating: PG
Summary: i introduced him to my loved one and while they were dancin', my friend stole my sweetheart from me


Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Are You Sweet On Your Sister
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Battlestar Galactica (2003)
Pairing: Vala Mal Doran/Kara Thrace
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Spoilers through SG-1 9x06 "Beachhead" and BSG 2x07 "Home (Part 2)"
Summary: but now she's a will of her own. 2500 words.

never fight about money (never marry a youngest child)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica (2003)
Pairing: Kara Thrace/various MC
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through 2x20, "Lay Down Your Burdens (Part 2)"
Summary: never fall in lust, never marry an oldest child (or, four men Kara Thrace frakked, once upon a time). 1000 words.


MacDonald Hall (Bruno & Boots)

We'll Say The Hail Marys, You Make The Free Throws
Fandom: MacDonald Hall
Pairing: Bruno/Boots
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through The Zucchini Warriors
Summary: "It is always your fault," Boots said. "Everything bad that has happened to us since we got to Macdonald Hall, all of it has been your fault." 5800 words.


Doctor Who [2005]

We Watched The Sun Go Down On Scotland (I Watched The Moon Come Up Over You)
Fandom: Doctor Who [2005]
Pairing: Ten & Rose
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through 2x02, "Tooth and Claw".
Summary: when a pack of dogs went silently past us/we knew we'd been given fair warning/but that was the only thing we knew. 1100 words.


The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Smoking Was My Only Vice
Fandom: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Pairing: Tick/Adam
Rating: R
Spoilers: Post-movie
Summary: Benji said, "Is Adam your boyfriend?" "Adam is a foul-mouthed little fuck," Tick said. "No." 2300 words.


Hot Fuzz

Two Weeks, And You're An All-Time Legend
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Pairing: Ensemble gen ... but, you know, really gay gen, just like the movie.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For the movie.
Summary: But it's nice to have the pub back, in the end. 3500 words.

Don't Drink, Don't Smoke (What Do You Do)
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/due South
Pairing: Ensemble gen ... but, you know, really gay gen, just like the movie.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For the movie & Call of the Wild.
Summary: In which shenanigans are had, passports are stolen, hair is dyed, pints are drunk, and Ray is bitten by the swan. 12,600 words.


Entourage

in the moonlight on a side street in the wreckage we call queens
Fandom: Entourage
Pairing: Eric/Sloan, Eric/Vince
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through 3x20, "Adios, Amigos".
Summary: If Vince were awake, he would make a joke about how Eric's not good enough to fuck a girl like Sloan, but Vince isn't awake, and the joke goes unsaid, which Eric is unexpectedly grateful for. 5000 words.

Rock And Roll Don't Give Her Nothing But Bad Dreams
Fandom: Entourage/Bandslash
Pairing: Eric/Patrick, implied Vinnie/Pete
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through Entourage S4.
Disclaimer: I neither own nor know any of these people. My bizarre fusion of lives is for entertainment purposes only. If you got here googling your own name, Pete Wentz, hit the back button now.
Summary: Behind him, Turtle says, "I bet the bass player sucks, if you know what I mean," and Vince just laughs. 5200 words.


Glory Road

The Town That Knew Me When
Fandom: Glory Road
Pairing: Harry Flourenoy & Jerry Armstrong
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Uh, through the 1966 NCAA basketball season?
Summary: Jerry still notices that people are staring at him and Harry. St. Louis is a big city, but it's still Missouri. 3600 words.


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