i'm tired of making friends (and i'm tired of making time)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis.
Pairing: Sheppard gen with a side of McKay/Sheppard.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Four Marine Corps bases and two red-haired girls John Sheppard never loved, and six highways and one astrophysicist he did.

Ordering Beer In Seventeen Languages
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis.
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard.
Rating: NC-17.
Spoilers: through 2x03, "Runner".
Summary: "Didn't know you spoke French, McKay," John says.

try to turn the tide
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis.
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard.
Rating: PG.
Spoilers: through 2x01, "Siege 3".
Summary: A story about the first Wraith siege: in six parts, with an incidental soundtrack by Johnny Cash.

recognized none but the southern cross
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis.
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: Constellations are scientifically meaningless, Rodney tells him.

Hold Hands and Try To Look Sincere
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis.
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: In which aliens make them do it (except when they don't), Ford almost accidentally buys a time-share, and Rodney lives in denial.

Sex In Wartime Is Sweeter Than Peace (It's The One Sweet Thing About War)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Massive comprehensive spoilers all the way through 2x20, "Allies".
Summary: In which there is war, sex, more war, more sex, even more war, even more sex, and finally, after a lot of sex, a tasteful fade to black.

the cigarette girl in the sizzle hot pants
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which there is a road trip, a late-night stop at Waffle House, a tasteless joke about the University of Tennessee, and a blowjob, not necessarily in that order.

The Universe Is Shaped Exactly Like The Earth
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard not-quite-gen, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: if you go straight long enough, you end up where you were

Working Double Time On The Seduction Line
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Spoilers: Spoilers through 2x04, "Duet". Set between "Duet" and "Trinity".
Summary: In which Rodney commits a social blunder, John acquires a pair of leather pants, Ronon wrestles a tiger, and Cadman always gets the last word. 13,400 words.

I Got Soul But I'm Not A Soldier
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Spoilers through 3x08, "McKay and Mrs. Miller".
Warnings: Character death.
Summary: when everyone's lost, the battle is won, with all these things that i have done. 14,000 words.

I'd Go Home If I Knew How To Get There
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Spoilers: Spoilers through 3x10, "The Return (Part 1)"
Summary: In which John keeps waking up with concussions, and Rodney keeps handing him glasses of water. 3200 words.

844,739 Ways to Eat a Hamburger
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Team fic; implied McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3x10 "The Return (Part 1)".
Summary: In which John drives a minivan, Teyla communes with an iPod, Rodney is forced to pee on bushes, Ronon falls in love, and waffles are consumed by the dozen. 13,200 words.

Every Hope At Any Cost
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Ronon/Teyla, various minor pairings
Rating: R
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3x10 "The Return (Part 1)".
Summary: i guess you don't want me to think/so instead i'll dream and drink. 3300 words.

Looking At You With The World In The Rearview
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through 3x20, "First Strike".
Summary: John keeps his eyes closed, thinks about Rodney, and flies. 5600 words.

we were never good soldiers (or very good fighters)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Ronon/Teyla
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through 3x10, "The Return (Part 1)".
Summary: what's the harm in ruins, reminds us of who we were in darker times. 2900 words.

Sleeping Together In The Lion's Den
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Ronon/Teyla
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through 3x10, "The Return (Part 1)".
Summary: hey, hey, little fighter girl, it's you and me up against this whole wide world. 1600 words.

i woke up before you in the total darkness
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Ronon Dex gen
Rating: R
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3x04 "Sateda".
Summary: the past is beautiful like the darkness between the fireflies. 1800 words.

A Shopping Cart Filled With Cans
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Lorne + SG:A Ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3x02 "Misbegotten".
Summary: The one where Lorne gets six months of KP for breaking the Orion, and hijinks ensue. 3800 words.

I Remember The Alamo (But I Don't Recall Who Won)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Aiden Ford gen
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Through 2x11, "The Hive"
Summary: they had swords and they had horses/i heard we had mighty guns. 1500 words.

I Might And You Might (But Neither Of Us Do, Though, And Neither Of Us Will)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Sheppard/Mitchell
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Spoilers for SG-1 10x03 "The Pegasus Project"/SG:A 3x02 "Misbegotten".
Summary: won herself a pass to some far off moon/it was second class but what's to lose. 2500 words.

The Towers On The Heights Reach To Heav'n's Own Blue
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Pairing: John Sheppard & Cameron Mitchell + SG:A Ensemble
Rating: R
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3x10 "The Return (Part 1)".
Summary: In which John Sheppard hates cricket and accidentally starts an intramural soccer league, and Cameron Mitchell thinks McKay's sister sucks. 9200 words.

Steal The Thunder From The Sky
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Sheppard/Mitchell + SG-1 Ensemble
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through SG:A 3x11, "The Return Part 2" and SG-1 10x15, "Bounty".
Summary: In which: John is appalled by SG-1, Cameron is relentlessly cheerful, Jack drinks beer, Teal'c roots for Florida, Sam flirts with Wisconsin fans, Vala tries to show her breasts to basketball players, and Daniel is mostly oblivious to all of it. 9500 words.