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Rock And Roll Don't Give Her Nothing But Bad Dreams
Fandom: Entourage/Bandslash
Pairing: Eric/Patrick, implied Vinnie/Pete
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through Entourage S4.
Summary: Behind him, Turtle says, "I bet the bass player sucks, if you know what I mean," and Vince just laughs. 5200 words.

I Want To Run Away And Join The Office
Fandom: Bandslash
Pairing: Bob/Patrick, Pete/Mikeyway
Rating: NC-17
Summary: all the lazy days are gone/still the grind is grinding on. 8400 words.

Ever Notice How Drinking's Like War
Fandom: Bandslash
Pairing: Bob/Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn/my senses finally blurred. 3400 words.

We're Finally Living In The New South
Fandom: Bandslash/college sports RPS
Pairing: Pete/Connor Barth, Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Dubious sexual ethics contained within.
Summary: "People in North Carolina are narrow-minded homophobic fuckers," Pete said. "No." 5100 words.